hottt pants...or captain save-a-ho

it seems only inevitable that having lost keith michael, my affection would be won over by one who has remained stealthy in the background (or perhaps the editors at bravo deserve more credit than i had previously given them as my now-beloved michael seem to come out of nowhere in this episode of PR). oh michael. ye of the ambiguous sexuality, enormous talent and wonderfully colorful phrases (captain save-a-ho is a choice example and a phrase that will live on in my heart forever).

i think that i am prepared to predict my ideal final 3 contestants--michael, laura and allison. i'm still waiting for andrea's fleurchon's to get her kicked off...i mean how many times can you sew a scrunchie onto an outfit and call it chic? jeffrey's neck tattoo and his bitchy attitude make him the new person i love to hate. and i love my gays (kayne and robert), but i feel like kayne is a one-trick pony and robert is just lucky that people sucked worse than he did.

which leads me bradley. poor, adorable, bearded, doe-eyed bradley. who managed to avoid cher in both the 1970s and the 1980s. how is that possible? did he never see "mask"? or "moonstruck"? or that "if i could turn back time video"? what about the numerous bob mackie attrocities that cher has visited upon us all? surely that would be memorable? the weird mohawk for the oscars? what about the mushroom hat? surely bradley can relate to 'shrooms? (i'm just guessing here).

but the episode as we all know belonged to michael...michael and pam grier. a match made in heaven.