it's been a while but...

let's see what's happened, shall we?

1) i've lost 11 pounds. my clothes are starting to get loose. i've decided that in 2 years, i want to run a marathon. i'm a friggin' different person and it's kind of wiggin' me out.

2) the crush i had on my coworker was dead. then it revived. then it died. then it revived. i think all signs point to the fact that i need to get out more. he's old. and prissy. and i'm neither. so you see it would never work...even aside from the fact that he has a girlfriend who lives in canada. (and if you don't get that reference, you clearly don't have any business reading this blog.)

3) i have been crazy busy at work. like today. i'm in the office. i should be frantically working. but i forgot to set my alarm. woke up late. worked out. straightened my now-red hair. it's almost noon and i still haven't officially entered panic yet. it's like i'm no longer afraid. which can't be a good sign.

4) mr. sunshine can still manage to offend me. it hadn't happened in so long that i thought he'd lost his touch. but in fact, 2 times this past week, he made my jaw drop with his perverse, slightly sexist and offensive comments. it's nice to know that somethings never change. my favorite moment was when i told him that hahvard had said he wanted to make me a lady (and let's not get into the fact that hahvard was teasing, but i took him seriously and went ballistic on his ass) to which mr. sunshine commented, "i finally got you the way i want you. how dare he try to fuck that up?" that's right. i've been in de-sensitivity training for a year and a half. i can finally hang with the boyz now; i can't have a prissy boy fucking that up for me....though i have resolved to try to swear less in front of hahvard since he's a girly-man and can't take it.

5) jezebel came to visit. i miss her. and her profanity. and her stories. she and roomie got along fabulously. it's strange, but true that they are kind of the same person. weird...i just hope they don't become *such* good friends that i'll get cut out of the middle. sad panda.

6) my extra shot of espresso is starting to kick in so now would be a good time to do some work....more after this hellacious weekend is over. i promise, malek. i'll try not to fail you again.